Monkeys Are Transcribing The New York Times, Typing Hamlet at 12 Words Per Minute

If it makes anyone feel better they're Stanford monkeys. From Engineering & Technology, Sept. 13:  Monkeys transcribe Hamlet with new brain-reading tech Monkeys equipped with a brain implant, which reads their thoughts in order to move a cursor, have been able to transcribe passages from Hamlet or the New York Times at 12 words per minute.  The technology,